The following images are the result of entering "Crazy day" as a search term on Google.
This is hilariously lame to me. You probably don't agree. This likely falls under the kitsch/ apropos thing.
This we probably agree on- hilarious; no explanation necessary.
All the while, we had tons and tons of traffic (beat the old single-day record by 2x and then some), interesting comments, and maybe the best third-hand coverage out there, if I do say so myself. I hope y'all enjoyed the ride and cheers to those of you who pitched in the links to the Wave 3 pictures.
Apparently schools have "Crazy Day" now. No wonder this country's in the goddamn shitter.
That's hyperbole-laced sarcasm- also funny to me.
Between the news coming out, the subsequent articles I was writing in response, and the dog puke, I managed to put together a little TheMetalBikini.com store. A few of you have suggested in emails over the past few months, some way to contribute to the site (read: give me money). I've never been a fan of contribute buttons- I'm not mad at them, it's just not something I've ever wanted on here. That said, despite what my Red Army shirt would have you believe, I'm not opposed to making a couple of bucks from some cool shirts featuring the super cool, new, and slightly different TheMetalBikini.com logo.
Buy something or Percy will use his do-as-I-say whistle and make you buy something.
So that's it. It's been a long day and I still need to get my youngest to bed. My oldest (again, he'll be three in a couple of weeks) had the line of the day earlier while watching the dog throw up for about the 37th time, he told me, "If I was a dog, I'd throw up on the floor too."
Truer words, dear readers. Truer words.