25 April 2013

Just Beat It- Han Shoots First

Just Beat It is a new series here on TheMetalBikini.com where I take some 80's song and give it the "Weird Al" Yankovic treatment themed around the idea of defeating some of the more well-known lists that are frequenting the current tournament scene. 

I found this image here, that guy says he found it here


You might have heard about this nasty new list-
Han, two Rookie X-Wings, and you've got the gist.
So are you gonna win or are you goin' home pissed?
Let's beat 'em. Let's beat 'em. 

Han Solo Falcon rollin' at PS nine, 
I know you want him dead, but you ain't got the time, 
You gotta smoke those Rookies like Snoop Lion smoke a dime,
You'll beat 'em. Just run out the time. 

To beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em,
Keep your head and don't get heated.
"But Solo's so scary, where do I begin?" 
Shoot down those Rookies- Modified Win.
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em.
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 

The key to winning is to focus your fire,
All guns on one target will make him perspire, 
Play defensive, stay away, play it down to the wire,
You'll beat 'em. You'll beat 'em. 

Two Rookie Pilots come in at around forty-two
Worry about them, not Han and Gunner Luke.
If you come in swingin' hard, then turtle just like Claude Lemieux,
You'll beat 'em. Like the Kings swept the Blues


To beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em,
Keep your head and don't get heated.
"But Solo's so scary, where do I begin?" 
Shoot down those Rookies- Modified Win.
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 

You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 
You'll beat 'em. Beat 'em. 



To stay true to the original, repeat the chorus about 2,000 times, then fade out whilst standing in front of a fan, doing a toe-stand, and grabbin' your junk.